“<NAME> Crepe Cafe is looking for an energetic, positive individual to fill a full time server position.
Must have at least 2 years of serving experience in full service dinning
Must be available days, evenings and weekends
Must have Smart Serve”
… I’m sorry.
For your tiny usually dead cafe that only has crepes, sandwhiches, soup and baked goods, you require someone with two years experience serving in full service dining?
YOU DON’T EVEN *HAVE* FULL SERVICE DINING.
You’re a CAFE.
Fuck this economy.
I hostessed and bused a 100 seat patio with an additional 40 seats inside in the middle of tourist season in one of the busiest tourist towns in the goddamn country at internationally critically acclaimed bistro, but I’m not good enough for your shitty little 15 seat cafe? Fuck this economy.
